Okay... lemme start with a WOOSH!
Watched Christmas With The Dickinsons last night..
HAHA... I LOVE DAT MAD WOMAN man...
Rubbish seh...
Aww man... yaya wadevr...
's the name...
... aww...
But her voice...
!!! Hahaha...
Ah shux another penalty... ok!! I'll drop the Singlish already!!
Wahahahaha...
today...
Now dat's weird... wadevr.
Well that certainly exhausts me... HAHA
At least i had quite a workout today...
The first one to wish me Christmas is...
Next is...
!! =D wahahaha...
And bubbling under is...
NTA... Hahahaha... =DDD
Copycat!! That bad Santa!! Gave me the same message man...
Hahahaha...
Lol... wadevr...
You guys won nothing!! Hehe!! =DDD Hahahaha...
I can't keep my mind off Solitaire...
Nuts that one...
Ok people...
as said by some people...
ALAMAK.....
Okay.. it's driving me NUTS man!!!
I couldn't sign in my msn!!!
WOOSH!!! Aww man...
How the hell am i gonna chat wif my WIVES??
Sorry darling(s)... it's not my fault!!!! I've tried countless times!!!
Haiz..... guess it's just not my day...
I'LL KEEP TRYING OKAY?! =)
Hahaha... well, just now played badminton again
Well, since i cannot stretch and do yoga... STOMACH CRAMPS!!!
Badminton as substitute!! Hehe!! =D
Nice game with Alfie... JAPAN VS KOREA.
Hahaha... dier nk Japan aje! Hmph... LOL. Korea also nt bad le...
WAHAHAHA...
Oooo just nw watch
Japan Hour BEST MAN!!!
Nice food, nice people...
NICE SCENERY!!! OMG!!!!
*MOUTH HUNG OPEN* but no salivary amylase dripping okay...
LOL
OK I GET IT!! I'LL SHUT UP!!ISH!!!! STILL CANNOT SIGN IN?!?!?!
*TUT!!!!!*
My apologies... uh... you didn't hear or see dat okay...
WAHAHAHAHA...
Kk finally got thru... bt my wives all offline... ='(
Nvm lor... still gt YACHIRU!!!! HAHAHA n Zi. N SUPERWOMAN SHENA!!! =D
Aiya... yachiru bz audi again luh... CONFIRM!!
LOL!!!
Hahaha... i just read this horoscope thingy dat Hani-star sent me...
Mepek man!!! Lol...
I forwarded it to my 2 lovely sis =D Mina Jepun n China Doll
WAHAHAHA...
Starting from tml, i'm gonna munch mostly on breads only HAHA
Hmm... actually i need to eat red meat for replenishment of haemoglobin for my rbc...
Hahaha... can't get my mind off Biology =D love it soo much HAHAHA...
Aww man... no one's been noticing...
I've been watching the tv at such a close distance of 1 metre or less HAHAHA
Bcos.... i
PURPOSELY wanna make myself potek so i can wear
SPECS!!!
YAY~!!! =D hahahaha....
Not fair man!!! Hw come Kak Amin can wear specs n i CAN'T?! ='(
YAYAYA.... i noe i buang tebiat... LOL
Have been getting comments like that...
SOOO BORING!!!!! =(
Lawrence... OOPS!! MR Lawrence, i mean...
From Kelly Services (aka my soon-to-be workplace)
Called me yesterday n said dat he'll call me again tomorrow
HAHA... office war's gonna start soon!! WAHAHAHA... =D
Okay... since my English is
THAT terrible, i promised myself that i'm gonna practice it
MUCH more often (OMG!!!!!!! HELP ME I'M GONNA DIE!!!)
So, starting from tml onwards, everything's gonna be in standard english...
Blog, talking, blah blah blah....
No more
Singlish - Lahs, lors, lehs... wadever!!
My apologies that i'm gonna hv to abandon myself from being a
TYPICAL SINGAPOREANHahahaha....
Sorry... mood swing.
WEEEEEE~~!!!!!
So, there's gonna be an
overturn of me.
SO...... today's my last day of SINGLISH!!!
MUST MAXIMISE FULL UTILITY OF IT!!! YEEEEAAAA!!!!
Sheesh!! Get a grip of urself man!!
Ok wadevr.
My complaining time...
Ooo wad's dat?? Dun wanna hear?? Sorry.
I didn't force u to read this damn blog in the first place.
HAHAHA
Erm sorry can't control my sarcasm when i'm experiencing mood swings...
Kk i'll make it small ok?
***
I particularly hate it when people just dun hv the respect to shut up when someone's damn PRAYING!!
Dah lah tk sembahyang satu hal!! Org sembahyang ketawe kan lagi!!I mean like wtf???Ok... you didn't see dat rite? Good. You didn't =)Dun bloody blast on the radio man!!Hello?? We're just next door?! Bloody hell!! For crying out loud!!Oh god... ok i dun wanna brag anymore... i'll just shut upTOLERANCE... yaya wadevr...See hw long i'm able to tolerate in this bloody condition...Um... 1 minute?? yea... SHUCKS.***
OK!!! HEY! IT'S DONE!! HAHAHA...
Tried my best to make it visible but not readable HAHAHA =D
Aww... die tk online... ='(
Die tk online!!!!! ='(((((((
Haiz... ok well then...
I'll jz tag other ppl n jump down from 18th floor later k?
Haha bb guys!! Won't c u later!! =D
Appreciate u guys reading =)
Au revoir!!!
8:09 PM
Shit... i hope i won't be having mood swings man...
Wadevr...
OMG!!! IT'S DAT SONG!!!! HAHAHA....Taufik Batisah...uh... Berserah eh?
Dat's wad MSG told me... LOL!!
OMG... the song is sooo nice.....
HAHAHA...
Haiz... for one moment, the house was so quiet...
SO
BLOODY PEACEFUL!!
NO
CATFIGHTS!!
Abis tu... alamak....
THEY'RE BAAAAACCCK...
Start la
tsunami, hurricane semua...
TK BOLEH SENYAP MAN!!
Ala wadevr je la!!
WOOSH!! Nice game yesterday man ALFIE!!
Played badminton!!! LYK HELL!!! WAHAHAHA...
NICE GAME MAN!!! Yea!! Let's play again!!!
WEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HAHAHA...
Oh... last nite huh?? I
rmb...My small sis, Aishah, barged into my room...
She said my room is her "office"..
Ala layan je la...
Ok so "office girl" play play then accidentally hit me
Then i pretended to cry.. HAHAHA...
And alamak! Damn!! She knew my plot!!
So mission failed. GAME OVER!! WAHAHAHA!!
mepek.So,
plan II... sneak up upon her and give her a
heart attack!! =D
WAHAHAHA.... evil man me... THANK YOU PEOPLE!!
I APPRECIATE IT!! MUAH MUAH!!
Kk jangan shiok sendiri... blog blog blog...
So, she turned around, n REALLY FREAKED OUT MAN!!!
Then
OMG!! I ALSO FREAKED OUT!! Uh... dono why ah... HAHA
Then she started
CRYING!!!
OOOMMGGG!!!!! SHIT! I'M IN
DEEEEEEEEEEP TROUBLE MAN!
Then i tried consoling her... i said, "Eh!! Dun cry!! I nv mean it luh..."
N she said, "I'M NT CRYING RITE?!"
TSK. Yea rite!! Nt crying bt wad's dat liquid flowing out from ur eyes HUH??
DAT'S CALLED CRYING!!!
AND FORTUNATELY.....
SYUKUR ALHAMDULILAH...God made me as a CRAZY person and i was able to console kids quick and easy =D
YIPPEE!!! HAHAHAHA...
I luv kids..!! =)
She smiled back, i passed her my CRAZY VIRUS and we both become crazy...
Some more i got company so, i MORE crazy than usual
WAHAHAHA
Jump jump here, jump jump there...
Shout shout here, shout shout there...
And in the end, dah penat, LEPAK.
Ok. Wadevr...
Tomorrow, i'm gonna cook something nice for MYSELF!!
HEHEHE =D!!!
Kk... i'm off tagging people...
WAHAHAHA!!!!
*Sinister smile...
Muah!
=D
6:44 PM
EH!!!!!!! KAWAII!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HAHAHAHA...
Eh no le... not referring to u leh...
U're not cute!! Wahaha... only my wives are!! Hehe =D!!!!
OMG miss them sooo much...Haiz....
And Nadia also cute!! =) Ala all my gfs are cute lah!!
Hahahaha....
The video is SOOOOOO kawaii.....
Ape lagi... kittens luh...
Aaaahhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hahahahaha... OMG i kept watching it again and AGAIN!!
Thanks Pearly..erm Yachiru!! For introducing me dat video!! Hehe!!
Today i giler giler abit...
Entah! I also dono...hahahaha.
I also wanna wish Azura and Saleha CONGRATS!!!!! =)))))
ALL THE BEST OKIE??? HAHAHA
JIAYOU!!! TO ALL THAT MADE IT TO THE SEC 5!!!
Haha later my sushi will come...
Heheheheh.....
OISHINE!!!
ITADAKIMASU!!!!!
Haha tk paham lah tu... LOL
Tkpe tkpe... bobal dgn tembok pun jadi luh....HAHA
Walau!! Not fair leh!!!
I heard from HL dat some of my classmates are working in a hotel as waiters and waitresses!!!
Ala... they all can la...
My dad tak kasi.... ALL RESTRICTED....
Haiz......my moods are unpredictable nowadays...
Now i feel lyk shit...HAHAHA
But can still laugh2 so it's okay i guess... =D
Ah... nk baca ape je tu tau...Kepo!!! =P!!!Hahaha and to all...
A SELAMAT HARI RAYA HAJI TO U GUYS!!!
In advance... LOL!
So all the goats, u noe wad to do...
Run or get sembelih... HAHAHAHA!!!
6:55 PM
Firstly....
CONGRATULATIONS TO NADIA!!!HAHAHAHAHA...We all knew you could do it!!! =)All the best in wadevr u do!!!I'll be right behind you!! =)Haha... played badminton again...
WAD?! MY FAV RACKET IS TORN!! WTH?! DAMN DAT PERSON WHO USES IT MAN!!
Hahahahahahaha....
Okay people...
To be truthful, i'm not okay today
I kept crying... lamenting... and, kept being PISSED.
Ok... i didn't show... i kept in inside my heart.
It's not what you think okay... It's REALLY not what u think
Especially u Kimmy...Ah shut up you FREAK!!
Nono.. not talking to you guys... just encouraging myself...
Not much of an encouragement huh?? HAHAHA...
Ok... fake laughter again..
JUST SHUT UP, DAMMIT!
Still not talking to u guys ok...
Okay... got someone to wish something tooo!!!
HAPPIE BDAE TO UHAPPIE BDAE TO UHAPPIE BDAE TO DIER...HAPPIE BDAE TO U!!!!Just would like to say welcome back to you, congrats for turning 18!!!! Haha...
Sorrie that i'm not in a perfect mood today, and hope you enjoy your bdae ok=)
Off blogging at my other blog.
Crying.......................
6:43 PM
Warning first.
I'm bloody pissed today so just bear wif me...
Firstly...
WOW DIDN'T EXPECT THIS TO HAPPEN HADY WON =) YAY!!! HAHAHACongratulations to Hady Mirza!!! =D
May you have a successful future ahead of you!!! =)
And pearly sms-ed me, "Hady Mirza won!! WOOSH!!"
Haha my trademark...LOL (okay nw dat's a bloody fake laugh, dammit)
I think it's better that he won haha
Some of the potential winners are kinda
ACTION =pHaha used your word, ya...Thanks for the permission!! =)
Okay dat's it... I'M BLOODY PISSED AND WANNA GO AND DIE.
THANKS ZI FOR BEARING WIF MY SUCKY PISSED ATTITUDE.
SORIE MSG FOR NOT APPROACHING YOU
IMMEDIATELY.
My apologies for that.
SO LONG.
7:45 PM
OMG....... OMG...... OMG..............
I watched this cruel video man....
It was like SO cruel!!!!
I looked at the animals' pitiful eyes....
Sadness fills their eyes....
OMG... it was SOO bad...
Those China idiots REALLY skinned the animals ALIVE!!!
WHILE THEY WERE STILL ALIVE AND KICKING!!! HEALTHY!!
OMG.... it's gotta be the worst video i've ever watched...
FREAKKK!!!! I WISH THOSE IDIOTS DIE A PAINFUL DEATH MAN!!!
Pearly!! I mean.. YACHIRU!! I REALLY wanna be a death god NOW!!!!
Kk rubbish... I dunwan to cry anymore... SO?? U GT A PROBLEM WIF DAT?!
Ok this is for those assholes...
GO AND DIE, GO TO HELL, AND TO ALL THOSE ANIMALS, GO AND EAT THESE BASTARDS ALIVE!!!!Hahaha Pearly told me to play Audition... LOL
Eh nt bad leh.. she said can meet Hong Kong ppl!! =D
But there's no Japanese or Korean... ='((((
Oh!! And i watched Asian Idol yesterday!!
Very nice~~~!!!! Hehehe...
I think potential winners-Jaclyn Victor, Mau, n Mike
Malaysia, Philippines, Indonesia
Chey chey.... judge ah...LOL thank u!!!! Thank u!! Hahaha
EH!! PERASAN AH U ALL!!! =X hahahahahahahaha
Eh i really like the first song dat Mike sang le...
Uh... wad's the title?? Something something Matahari??
Lol.. i'll do some research later haha...
Eh!!! COOL MAN!!!
Just now my DAD joined us for badminton!! Wahahaha!!! =D
I think rite... he saw us play very shiok...then now, he also want to sekaki...
Hahaha... this time, it's terbalik...
LIKE DAUGHTERS N SONS, LIKE FATHER
Wahahahahaha....eh! New idiom!! Dun wan to take down??
For sure you'll fail your English!! HAHAHAHA...
I bet Shashah is laughing at me now.... YAYAYAYA....
Ms Cambridge... HAHAHAHA....
Haiz........... I WANT MY WIVES....!!!! ='(
Ok.. now i'm pissed hahaha
Dun ask me why, cos i dono...LOL
Bt this kind of piss is okay la...
Sheesh!!! OK it's getting worse...
OKLA!! I GO TO HELL FIRST LA!!!
BB!!
6:59 PM
RAIN RAIN RAIN....AGAIN...
HAIZ... all Shena's fault la!!!
Ask me to sing sing... RECORD RECORD!!
LOL...
No la.. dun blame you.. hahaha
Yay!! Yesterday nite was COOL!!
I finally manage to sleep at ard 1+... rather than the usual 3+ okay!!
And then, woke up EXTRA early at ard 5+.....
And then after that cannot sleep... WTH???
Wadevr... eh!! tomorrow got
Japan Hour!! Cannot miss!!! Hahaha
Um... oh ya... cannot forget today gt
Asian idol... must watch...
Already being reminded yesterday...
If nv watch, nanti dier merajok... LOL
KK... i got a PERFECT suggestion from a perfect SOMEONE as to how i'm gonna shut up
TO
STAPLE MY MOUTH
Ok i'm doing it....
So people... if it still rains after today, it means it's not my fault dat it's been raining...
N i'll be mute from now on...
So if u wanna communicate with me....
GO STUDY THE SIGN LANGUAGE.PS: NO KIDDING..... I AM IN MY BUANG TEBIAT MOOD TODAY...
5:48 PM
Haha went to Toa Pyoh HDB HUB for interview today
Went with my Japanese sis, my China doll sis, and of cos...
HUI LING!!!! WAHAHAAHAHA =D
It was soo funny haha
First, i went to the bank to withdraw some money
Then asked Huiling to meet at MRT station
I didn't noe dat the MRT dat huiling will be coming from was also the one dat we will need to ride!!
Hahaha...
So, after waiting for the third train, i spotted huiling
And when she alighted the MRT, i quickly rushed over to her n asked her to go back in!!
Hahahahaha...
She looked so frightened!! I think maybe at dat spur moment, she's probably thinking dat i was some mad woman...LOL
Wahahaha... can't blame her... I AM ONE...
Eh! The place soooo big!! I wanna go again!!! Hahaha
And sooo nice!! =)
Kak Amin, Alfie, me and HL applied for the cashier position! Yea!
But...... only Kak Amin got thru... BOOHOO!!!
They said they wanted cashiers to be 18 and above!! Hmph!
Dratts!!! Nv say earlier!! if nt i can just take someone else's IC, who's 18!!
Wadevr... happy ah Kak Amin!!!! =P!!!!!!
So, left us three the stranded ones who're 16s...
Woosh... we were fickle minded HAHAAHA
First, HL wanted only retail, then me n Alfie said we wanted any post dun care...
Eh actually kinda desperate le... HAHAHA
SO?! U GT A PROBLEM?!
Then after dat, we ALL decided to go for ANY POST THERE IS...
Then the interviewee tok tok tok...and said we're done n can leave
Then suddenly... we the fickle minded ones, went back in, after much deliberation with ourselves and asked for only the admin position
Hahaha...
U noe y?? Bcuz while working, we can chat, we can surf the net and the best part...
WE CAN HAVE OFFICE WAR!!! SHOOT SHOOT HERE N THERE WIF PAPER BULLETS!
WAHAHAHA... =D
Um dat is if we're working under the same company, at the same office luh...
WOW!! FUN!! I WANT I WANT!! HAHAHA =)
They said we'll start working either this month(so fast??) or Jan(at least ok la.. can enjoy for a while)
Hahaha malas malas malas...
Kalau dapat kerje malas kan best!! WAHAHAHA
Huiling would like dat hehe!!
Waaahhh... while us the 16s are stranded on "PROBATION"....
Kak Amin can already START WORK MAN!!!!
WAD?!?!?! Damn!!
At Vivo City... as C-A-S-H-I-E-R...... at Cold Storage--The best food people!
KK mepek... eh! But dat's the stupid jingle wad!!
Heheh... boleh la kepo2 kepe some other time...
WAHAHAHA... KAK AMIN IS SERVING ME!!! WAHAHAHA
Ooh... and did i mention??
While otw to the place rite, gt this guy who's wearing XXXXXXXXXXL clothes...
Hip hop la konon...understandable
He sat behind me n my sis, n then kept beatboxing... HAHAAHA
Eh quite good le...
And my Retarded sis tot he was spitting non-stop
And wanted to fine him?? LOL...
MEPEK AH ATON!!! WAHAHAHAHA...
Great mind think alike.... BUT I MORE WORSE THAN U!!! WAHAHAHA...
And then rite..... me, Kak Amin n Miss Japan are sooooo jakon...
Dat we took pictures in the subway HAHAHAHA...
Here's for the category of the best picture award
And the nominees are...
>>>#1:THE THREE MUSKETEERS...
>>>#2: MINA JEPUN N ME.. YELAH UGLY LA... NO NEED TO SAY
>>>#3: MINA JEPUN N MINA CHINA
>>>#4: ME N MINA JEPUN AGAIN... OK SHUT UP U!! NO NEED TO SAY ANYTH!! HUH!
>>>#5: N THE WINNER... CHING CHING!!!!!!!!
THE PIC OF KAK AMIN MARRIED....!!
DENG DENG DENG DENG....I CAN HEAR THE BELLS RINGING....
DING DONG!! WEEEE~~~~!!!
OH-OH... hahaha Kak Amin's gonna smack me wif her chicken wings HAHAHA
AaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhHHHHHHHHH!!!
Heheheheheheheheh.....
HAPPIE MARRIAGE KAK AMIN!! =DDDDD
6:47 PM
Ok... dunnoe y i've been angry n pissed nowadays....
Nw
STILL, okay... so ZIP UP!!
Hmm... this was wad happened on 10 DEC... I NOE I'M SLOW LAH!!!
The man of my life called and said dat i was a wonderful actress!!!
Yay!!! Thk u thk u....Hahahaha...
I even
exaggerated n said i could win an award ah!!
WAHAHAHA... eh actually i can leh....
DUN BLIV?! Ur own pasal lor..... =PPPP!!!!
Hahahaha...
N wad were we acting abt?? Um...
dat, i will hv to post somewhere else okie??
Hahahaha... wanna noe?? Find out lor.... hahaha
Pandai kan??? I dumb
rite?? Go find out urself ah!! =P!!!
Shucks... heating up heating up heating up......
I dono WTH is wrong wif me cos i've nt been sleeping!!!
AaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hahahahahaahahhaaha.....
Dark circles bertambah....lol...
I think soon, i can act in Resident evil as one of the zombies...
N win an award~~!! Hehe!!! =D Lol... U ALL PRASAN AH!!
HAHAHAHA... jk aje... =)
KK this is for
yesterday....
Me, my O lvl sis, my small sis, my piggy migdet bro n my mom was in the living room
We were watching the Sea Games
clean n jerk event... haiz... nth else to watch
Then my piggy bro qn-ed my mom, "Mami, how cum all the weightlifters are fat?"
N then my mom replied, "Dat's cos they need to support the weight they carry.
If they were lyk Anna(me) n Aton(O lvl sis), u think they'll be able to carry it?
I think the bones in their hands will break into pieces..."
WAAADDD??!!!N here comes the
unbelievable part...
Suddenly, my small sis says, "Then lyk dat Mami can join also la!"
WOOPSIE!~~!
AISHAH! WAD DID U SAE?!
Hahahaha... la... she's small ma....
EXCEPTIONAL! HEHE! =D
So wad happens next?? Me n Alfie kept laughing
non-stop...
Yup... we're the
laughing machines of the house...WAHAHA!!
Sorrie Mami... It's ALFIE'S FAULT FOR LAUGHING FIRST!!!
&&&&&& then rite.....
I can't BLARDY sleep at nite AGAIN!!!
HAIZ.....
So i stayed up, admiring the picturesque...
Nth actually...can only hear my bro
snoring LOUDLY!!
And THEN!!
At ard 3++ in the morning la...
I heard...
A
small kid running across my unit in slippers...
Mcm gajah...lol...
I wanted to peer out thru the eye-hole, bt dunwan ah... haha...
So, i covered myself with blanket...lol
Ok dat's something only my O lvl sis wud do....
I
rarely do dat OK... LOL... hahahaha
Kk... i was pusillanimous...at dat moment alrite?? SHEESH!!
WAD'S WRONG WIF ME MAN?! Waahahahahahahhaa.....
"
I've got an attitude problem; YOURS"
I forgot
WHERE THE HELL i came across this phrase man...
But i LIKE it! Hehe! =D
Okie~~
Off blogging at my
OTHER blog... bb =)
PS: fr those blurrer than me, the man of my life is my DAD...huhuhuhu...
6:54 PM
NOTHING TO BLOG...So, i guess there's nothing for you to read today...
Um... just woke up from slumber... n not really in a good mood...
Ya dat's all....
Ok i'm buzzing off now... to have some MORE nightmares i guess...
HARHARHAR...
Sorry my sarcastic level is quite high today... err tonight rather...
DUMB IDIOT... ENGLISH CONFIRM fail one...
Yaya wadevr...
Ok... dat's all... appreciate u guys trying to EXPECT something
HAHAHAHA... bt sorrie... nth ah... otak blank nk mampos!!
Yesterday i couldn't even SLEEP!!
Oh wait let me rephrase dat... I'VE NT BEEN SLEEPING WELL NOWADAYS!!
Shucks ah... most probably dat wud be the cause of my down mood...
Uh... i'll blog some other time lah.... my apologies for my sudden behaviour
Sheesh! Yea rite...WADEVR!!
BYEBYE!! GOODNITE!! N GO TO BED ALREADY!!
10:16 PM
Hahaha... might not be feeling wacky n gibberish as usual, but i'm feeling slightly better
Cos u noe why?? HL milk is online today!!! Yay!!! Wahahaha...
Um... huiling dun cry... HAHAHAHA
Always play maple... lol... n Pearly? Audition... hahahaha
Eh i wonder how many times they want to show the Barbie Nutcracker on tv huh?
Last week, if i'm nt wrong, they already show, then now suddenly my sister is seeing it again...
Wadevr...
Haiz... i was online early today haha.. cos later when my dad reaches home, he wanna play the com... OK...
Eh! Sugar plum ah!! HUILING!! LET'S PLAY THE SONG ON PIANO AGAIN!!!
Hahahaha... if only dat's possible... *sigh....
Oh ya!! There's this wallet at Tampines Mall dat me n HL saw...
It's piano!!! AWWW... MAN!!
I want i want!! Haha both of us wanna buy it together luh... hahaha
Woosh! It's been very cold nowadays...
I've not been sleeping well lately hahaha
It's the time of the month whereby i become "jaga" hahaha...
Kk i'm crapping... AGAIN.... ah! Forget it!
Oh ya... my visitor went home...bb morphie~!!! =D Hahahaha
It left after its refuge here for (i think) 3 days...
It left in the heavy rain leh!! I had wanted to let it stay for another few days or so...
Or at least get shelter from the rain la... Bt i can't speak morph language!!
Ok dat's lame...
It made a decision itself, to leave... oh well.... bb morphie... come again!! =D
Eh? Hw i noe it made a decision huh? Wadevr...
MEPEK!!! WAHAHAHAHA....
Haiz...
Eeek!! OMG... i'm afraid of thunder n lightning...
Hahaha... shucks i'm shaking... LOL!
Erm... still haven't eaten... HAHAHAHA...
Nvm... later bantai roti la...
Alamak... later roti habis, they noe who's the culprit... ME!! Hahahaha who else man...
Ah shucks ah... today online too early... ='( WRONG TIME!!
HAAAAAHHHHHHHHH..................................................................
Mami... ='(
LAME!!
OMG!!! TOMORROW!!!
IT'S THE DAY WHEREBY MCR'S COMING TO TOWN!!
Eh? Lyk the Christmas song lyk dat... wahahaha
Kk mepek...
Eh Paul Twohill gt a new song luh..
Nt bad leh... HAHAHA
Yay~! i gt a new tagger!! Wahahahaha =)
Okay... i'm getting some more orange juice... BB!! =D
3:48 PM
Haiz....so sad today... ='((((((((
Someone's away....
TC!!! MISS U!!! COME BACK SOON!!! =)
Haiz.... (second time)
Nothing to do, so i slept... and then--!!
I came up wif a design in mind!!
Ummm.. dun ask me how i did it ok... normally, when i m sleeping, i dreamt abt all these merepek things... and THANKFULLY!!
FOR THE FIRST time in wad seemed lyk 10 months, I GAVE BIRTH TO ANOTHER DARLING CREATION!!! =)
Wahahaha... PUSH!!! PUSH!!!! PUSH!!! And... it's a girl!!!
Tada!! Kkk.. LAME!!
Aiya.. everytime also girl... hahaha...
Haiz....(third time)
Damn! i'm really bored!! Hahaha
Yay! Chatted wif quite a number of ppl today... haha...
Haiz...(fourth time already!! Stop it man!!) Dammit... lol...
Okok... dat's all i guess haiz....(shucks! fifth time... ok i'm shutting my mouth!!)
HAIZ....!!!!!!
And dat makes six...
9:50 PM
Ok... today is just a
NEED to blog...
Last night was
DAMN scary man...
Me n my whole family was busy watching
America's Next top ModelAww... Rene(hope i've spelled it correctly =p) was out... haha
And the winner was
Jaslene... haha
Kesian Natasha...
And rite b4 they announce the winner, at ard 11+ almost 12, i heard an
eerie scream...
It came from a woman, sounds like it came from the void deck of
my block...
At first i thought dat it's just some bunch of weirdos
as usual, play2 at nite then scream2 here n there lyk tarzan n jane...
But then i realised dat the scream sounded
serious...
I looked at my mom, she too was looking at the direction of the window so, most probably, she'd heard it too...
My sis Alfie, glanced at the window, and then at me... if lyk dat, of cos she'd heard it also...
Then i glanced at my dad... uh.. he's soo engrossed looking at the tv!!
Okay... he's deaf... (=X!! I'd die if he'd seen this...)
Just
wad had happened man?? I wanted to peer out of the window for a second...
But GOSH! It's already midnight! God knows wad i'll
see man!!
And furthermore, since nobody seemed to care, n no one even
BOTHERED to go to the window, i dun feel lyk either...
And, most probably i won't be able to see anything lor... the event took place at the
void deck leh!
U expect my neck to
stretch lyk Mr Fantastic izit?! Haiya....
But what bothered me more, was when a
second scream was audible!
Woosh! Dat one really sent
shivers to my spine man...
Didn't think dat she was assaulted or wad, cos she
didn't scream for help in any form...
It just sounded lyk
pure terror man... Lyk she was shocked or something...Frantic??
And most probably, she ran from one void deck to another... cos the second shout sounded
more softer, lyk as if she was at the void deck of block 547...
ISH! Wad cud she have
encountered man?? Wad cud have been
chasing her?? Wooooowwwww..... ok no more comments...
Haha.. i've been munching on fruits lately...
~YUM YUM!!~ =DHahahaha...
Aww.. my wives are
workingPearly is working, Shahira is working too... Maggie also, still got others... =(
But me n Hui Ling are
stranded hahaha.. JOBLESS!! LOL...
We're finding a job 2geder geder!! Hehe =p!! HAHAHA...
Eee... sounds so
disgusting... lol...
Yea!! Today got
Suuuupernatural!!! Yea man....
Hahaha...
American Inventor also nice to watch =)
Tyra Banks show also!! And Ellen also!! =D
JAPAN HOUR!!! Cannot afford to miss!!!
Hahaha...
I wanna play badminton man!!! Hmph!!
Hui Ling let's go!!! Hahaha.... later she say she
tired, want to sleep...zzzz
Hahaha... yayaya... Eh! Just now i eat papaya...
Um...
SO WAD?!?! Lol...
Uh... dono wad makes me say dat ah....
Maybe it's because someone kept saying
yaya papaya whenever i say
yayaya...
Haha... n now, i keep pronouncing papaya as
payaya... nice English...
Luckily oral is
OVER ah!! PHEW!!! Wahahaha...
Alamak! Today got
Singapore Top 20 countdown ah kat radio...
Haha... nvm later2 also can hear...
TML also can hear... eh? Or isit Sunday??
Wadevr...
Aww.... sumone i noe is going away... ='((((((((((((((((((((((((
HAIZ...... really gonna miss dat person....
Come back soon ya? =)
Take care everybody!! =)
Lyk as if i'm gonna die or wad lyk dat.....
*SIGH........
WADEVR!!!!
6:01 PM
Firstly, u wanna noe y it rained today??
Because i sang.....
Wahahahaha..... kla kla my fault la k....
My small sister, Aishah, had written a new song...okla.. at least lyrics...
By using this music(boys like girls' hero heroine)...
This is wad she sings "I feel like a human living on my head..... oh"
Ok... actual lyric is "I feel like a hero and u r my heroine..."
Wad a vast difference man...!!!
Most probably, the title wud no longer be hero heroine....
It'd be something like... uh...
I dunno.. wadevr la u guys think wud suit lor...
Haha... i've been doing a LOT of crazy, intensive stretching nowadays...
Just now i did the split!! Hahaha... tk... seluar tk koyak... LOL!!
I remember dat i was able to do it when i was 4 n then so long nv do it already... hahaha
N now i can do it again! Yea... hahaha
I wanna learn to do backflip ah... but quite scary le... hahaha
Aww... why dier online skejap je then kene pergi??? ='(
Sigh..... haha i guess it is true dat all good things come to an end huh?
Kk... off to play hand badminton again... n split!!!
Wahahaha...
Sigh.............................................................
8:26 PM
Okay... fickle-minded as it is....
Me, i mean...
Haha i understand what my mum thinks anyway...
To be honest, i feel the same way too!
Um.. i'm talking abt the job luh...
For slow ppl (like me oso)... haha! Hey! I got friends! Lol...
So, i neva go to work today... I QUIT!!! Wahahahaha...
I'm just not used to the idea of wearing make up everyday n wearing sexy clothes ah...
Too much too much....!
Furthermore, if my Mom says so, okay =) Then it's a no!!
I dun wanna make her worried or anything haha... Nevermind, there'll be other jobs for me... Hopefully... lol!
So, i went to Ngee Ann City with my sister for a job interview at Metro headquarters instead
They asked quite a number of questions and one of them is "What grade did you get for your Mathematics for your prelim?"
Haha and i met four of my schoolmates there... lol... They oso want to find a job at metro haha..
Yay! Chatted with a lot a lot A LOT of people!
Wahahaha... um not really a lot lah... haven't beat record yet hahaha...
Eh BORING AH!!! Everyone's bored!!
Lalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalaalalalalalaalalalalalala.........
LA!! LA!!! LA!!!!
Ish like want to kill a chicken like dat...
OH MAN!!! If only i can go to Hui Ling's house to play the piano...
PIANO!!! I WANT YOOOOUUU!!!
Eh! Ya! My fourth wife is attached... =)
Soo happy for her *sob sob...*
INVITE ME TO YOUR WEDDING!!!
Wahahahahahahahaha....
ALAH!!! IT'S SO BORED-DY BORED-DY BORED!!!
Mmmm.... bau sedap ah... wad my mom cooking?
Hahaha.. nanti kpo kpo skejap ah... Cukai cukai sane sini... LOL!!!
My ALLTIME hobby... hehehe!
Oh ya! Dat time rite, i saw a maid cleaning the air con punye aper bende lah tu outside the window...
SHE ACTUALLY STEPPED OUT OF THE WINDOW LEH!!! SO SCARY!!! TENTH FLOOR!!!
Then the next day i saw a similar incident on the newspaper bt it's a man dis time...
MAN! If only i'd taken a picture of dat maid man... then i can get money... wahahaha...
Nah... i'm not into money...
Given a choice between money and family, confirm we'd all choose family rite??
But my eh-em sis actually chooses money!!! Wth?!
Ala... biarkan la... wadevr people wanna be... well, it's their life anyway...
Oh yah! Still haven't say... get scholarship again this year! Yay! Haha...
Somehow, i dun think dat's a good thing.... haiz..... just bear wif it la...
Eh... they playing hand badminton luh....
Tak ajak!!! WTH!!! Hmph! Merajok ah!!
Tsk... mcm budak kecik ah u all.... HA HA HA HA!!!
Ala.... boring nye!!!
Ok... i noe i'm a complain queen, so i'll keep my comments to myself yea!
Wow... i found out something about myself...
My mom says dat i was out of her womb 2 weeks early...
Ya... i noe i'm slow...
No wonder la i'm slow!!! Heheh.. well at least i have found out the cause of my slow-ness...
Hahahaha....
7:04 PM
Waaahhhhh........
Soooo tired..........
Soooooo sleeeeepyyyyy.......
Yep just got back from work... hahaha...
A LOT of things to do man....
Take care of the register, write receipts, calling the hairstylists....
Make coffee/tea... give customers magazines... attend to them...
Sweep the HUGE PILE of hair on the floor... hahaha... answering LOTS and LOTS of phonecalls...
Yea... dat's rite hahaha.... so tiring but damn SHIOK!!!
Wahahaha....
BUTTTT..... one thing is not to my liking....
MAKE UP!!! Dammit!!! I hate YOOOOOU!!!!!!
If only dat, nvm... but they also style my hair lyk wad man!!!
Plait here, plait there, spray here, spray there, until my hair keras nk mampos mcm LIDI!!
Woosh!! I dunno how many hair clips she use man!!!
Eeesh!! I can still remember dat scary experience man!
I dunno wth dat scary tool she's using, but it's a monster to me alright!!
She put it at my eyes, duno wad then clip... then got one time very pain!! Aduh!! Kurang ajar punye monster!!
Raarrrrrhhh!!!! Eh... cool man... jgn ah jadi monster skali...
Tsk... the make up TK BOLEH HILANG!!!
My eyes like hantu!!! Woosh! Alamak...
But i'm glad my dad is okay with it... =)
Most probably i'm gonna stay in the job =)
Syukur alhamdulilah....
Alamak... perut lapar ah...
One whole day neva eat!! Woosh!!
And i can't believe my stomach neva grumble... =D
I LOVE YOU HONEY!!! MY LOVELY STOMACH!! KAKAKAKAKA....
Kk.. mepek...
Next time nk makan ah... someone belanja!!!
Yeah rite lyk as if someone wud blanja me....
HAHAHAHA...
Kk... i'm gonna eat...
Lauk sedap tak? Alah... makan je la...
Speaking of food, i'm sorry my darling fourth wife...
The bittergourd stinks!!! My apologies, even though i've tried eating it wif egg as you've recommended.. ='(
I'M NEVA EATING BITTERGOURD AGAIN!!!
11:03 PM
Kk... as usual, i'm slooooooooowww... ok...
Here's a bdae wish for someone =)
Wad u want to know?? Huh?! My own pasal la...
Happi bdae to U!!Happi bdae to U!!!Happi BDAE happi BDAE..............Happi bdae to U!!!!Wahahahaha...
Big big punye... =)
My apologies dat things were a little hectic and that opportunities does not spring by...
Only a few will understand this.. if you are one of them who don't,
DON'T BOTHER WONDERING!!!Ok... today is my first day on the job... heheh...
AND SOMEBODY TOT I WAS GONNA FLIRT WITH GUYS AT WORK!!!YEAH RITE!!! AS IF!!!Gotta get things right =)
Just now i chatted with my pri sch fren, Amalina and my Spain darling!!! =D
Heheh... Pearly jealous again.... hahahahaha....
Yesterday i argued with my O lvl sis again... eh? actually not really argue le...
She just like... ah... i dunno! She's juz like wadevr je la...
But glad it's ok now... =)
Haha... okok gotta get ready for work... bb =D
9:02 AM
Hahahaha... finally the little monster
au revoir already!!!
Yay!! One good news...
Another good news, i got job!! Wahahaha....
Go tampines mall not find work but go shopping... hahaha
Wow! A lot of clothes man!!! My heaven... aww....
Tampines mall is my favourite shopping mall in the meantime... =)
In the end, i got a job at Compass Point... lol back to square one... haha
At supercuts, as a receptionist... yeah!
The outfit? Black.. my favourite colour... wahahaha...
Starting next monday!! Hehe!
Hui Ling dunwan lah... she said she prefer fnb...
We ate nachos!! Our all-time favourite snacks haha
Then got hair in the cheese leh!! EEE!!!
Hui Ling, a hygiene-freak like me, refused to eat that section..
So part of the cheese was left untouched haha!
Woohoo!! Finally got something to do...
Courtesy of Hui Ling for being able to waste her time accompanying me while she went home wif nothing... BUT MEMORIES!! Yeah!! Haha... let's go again!! =)
Ala... my sis go vivo ah today...
N i never get to go!!! ='(
*Sigh... nevermind... i guess there'll be other opportunities... =)
Someone take me there!!!! Hahahahahaha....
Uh... tired ah.. i wanna sleep la... kk i'll wrap up
Saw Xue Ying at Action City haha.. n took a pic of her... umm her butt rather... lol!! Sorry!!
Saw my fourth wife oso... but SHE NEVA SAW ME!!! ='(
Yesterday i saw my third wife go home wif her parents haha!! So long neva see her... miss her... haha =)
Uh... kk i'll sleep ah.. zzzzzzz........
9:05 PM
I go best by
F A U Z I
Will turn
TWENTY-SEVEN on
30 10 2018
Graduated from SP (DTRM 08/09)
Ex-CVSS & APS student
Nobody's
[X] A new person by 19 June 2011
[X] New job by 2012
[ ] Telescope
[X] Globe
[ ] Scottish Fold
[ ] Turkish Anggora
[ ] Chartreux
[ ] Abbyssinian
[ ] Norwegian Forest
[X] Guitar
[ ] Navy Violin
[ ] Drumset
[ ] Write 11th song
[X] Duet "You Belong With Me" by Taylor Swift with Alfie
[X] 2015 Travel Plans w Maria and Hakim
[X] 2016 Travel Plans w Maria and Hakim
[X] 2017 Travel Plans w the girls
[ ] Visit Santorini
[ ] Visit Hong Kong
[ ] Visit Turkey
[ ] Visit Italy: Milan and Rome
[X] Visit Japan!
[ ] Visit New Zealand
[ ] Migrate to France
[X] Platinum Blue hair
[X] High cut sneakers
[X] New earrings
[X] Gastronomy tour in Singapore
[X] Attend an anime festival
Right. That's all I can think of.
For now.
