Had this conversation wif the
girl...
Tried my best to translate from malay to english...
EEEEE!!!
I
suck at both languages...
Ok here it goes...
Time: around 10pm...
She: "Kak Anna(dat's wad she calls me..)..."
Me: "Yeah wad u want (freak)?"
She: "Why are you so sad nowadays? And so angry?"
Me: "(WAD?!?!) Huh? Who says i'm angry? And i'm not sad!"
She: "You just shouted.." (then she showed me dat unbearable face)
Me: "(SHUCKS! I'M USELESS) Huh? No la... i'm just emphasising... practising oral for next year..."
She: "Oral? Wad's dat?"
Me: "(Okay this girl's dumb...) Nvm..."
She: "Oh! I noe why you are sad... you got boyfriend rite?"
Me: "(WTH? Eh! Dis girl ah so small n all she thinks is boyfrens!!) I dun have any stinkin boyfrens man!! Go think about your studies first!!"
She: "U noe, my sis got boyfren u noe... U wanna noe who?"
Me: "(Oh dear not this again... practically everything she says is never true...) Oh really? Isit? Uh.. i dun wanna noe..."
She: "His name is ---(Uh dunno who she said lah... it's some malay singer's name...)"
Me: "(I tot i just said dat i dun wanna noe..?) Isit? Oh... uh dunno hu ah... Ok u can go"
She: "And you noe who's mine?"
Me: "(OH GOD!! BUZZ OFF ALREADY!!!) Um.. dun wanna noe can?"
She: "Mine is Mawi(another malay singer)"
Me: "(Get real man this girl...) Oh... issit? Ok you can go now... Later Kak Amin scold i dunno ah..."
She: "Kak Anna, are you waiting for your boyfriend?"
Me: "(WAD?!?! Seriously man! This girl--!!) HUH?! WAD?! YOU THINK MY BOYFREN IS HARRY POTTER ISIT? EVERYTIME VISIT ME AT THE WINDOW ON THE BROOMSTICK HA?!"
Then later,
Kak Amin come and scolded her... hahahaha... THANK YOU MAN!!!
Finally she buzzed off!! Yay!!!
Uh... getting the fever.... COOL! Haha...
OOOOO!!!! TODAY GOT SUPERNATURAL!!!
Yeah man! Haha... ala...
I really wanna go to the
GV at TM la...
Work there... if i get the food section, best man!
When no ppl, can drink some water... can eat some
nachos...
Wahahaha... nice nice! I like!
Speaking of food, yesterday i ate a lot leh! Gelojoh katekan...
Haha... n then, at around
1 in the morning(eh lyk gwen stefani's song... except it's 4 in the morning.. kk lame)
I got the diarrhoea man!
Alamak... my stomach rite... i can only get to taste good food within
10 hrs...
After that, my stomach cannot accommodate anymore...
Sigh... dunno where i got this stomach from... so troublesome lah!
But the good thing is, if i never eat, tak lapar pulak tu!!
Ala sayang... =D i love my stomach... wahahahaha!!!
Eeesh! Getting all warmed up now... haha...
Eh!!!!
Hero heroine!!! Hahaha.... I love this song...
7:20 PM
ALAMAK!!!!!
Extended one more day lah!!!
When will she go home man?!?!
Ala.... BORING AH!!!
OH NO! Wad if she's gonna stay here
foreva??
Man! No way is dat gonna happen man...
Ok i'm brainwashing myself.... ERASE DAT THOUGHT!!
Hahahaha i am really freakin unbelieveable man...
I choked on a sweet, not once, but
TWICE!!
And i call myself a
sixteen year old...
TAK NAK MAKAN GULA-GULA LAGI AH!!!
Haha... tomorrow got
Supernatural!! Yea..
I didn't get to watch the first episode of season 2 though...
='(
So i dunno wad happen....
Eh yar hor... i still haven't blog about my
prom nite....
Uhhh... no need lah ehk? Haha...
As long as she's present, i can't upload any pics...
BOO!!! Hahahaha...
Lalalalalala.....
Nothing to do ma... kk
LAME!!!
Woosh! I think i'm gonna be down wif a fever soon... haha...
Wadevr... even my fourth wife is getting sick...
Been sleeping alot lot lot nowadays...
I think one day, i'm gonna sleep
24/7.. foreva... and eva n eva...
Uh-oh... there goes me being emo again...
Yayayaya.....
Eh very fun leh talking to urself... hehe! =D
My galah brother asek
tayang body aje kat rumah...
Mentang-mentang la NCC...
Nak tunjuk stomach muscle konon... TAKDE
SIX-PACKS PUN!!!
Wahahaha.... i oso have lah!!
Fats... lol... wahahahaha...
Laugh laugh laugh... wadevr....
Later going to play hand badminton again...
Desperate to play badminton... i guess playing indoors will do
Haha... my hand throbbing liao...
And i dun care haha... =)
My galah bro watched too much Bleach i think...
Now he thinks he's
Kurosaki Ichigo...
Uh change already...
Now he's
Zaraki Kenpachi....
WTH?? Kenpachi my foot ah!
Too sekeping... hahahaha...
Alamak lucky he never see... PHEW!!
Escaped disaster... wahahahaha
Alamak... pesky girl coming...
Allah... perasan
mermaid konon....
Can't be bothered.... lol...
K... i'm off tagging people...
Hopefully you're not one of the unlucky ones!!
Hahaha... =)
6:53 PM
Okay... i
proudly announce dat tml is the return of the pesky girl back to her home!!
Wahahahahahaha..... hahahaha.... HAHAHA...
Ok dat's utter rubbish... lol.. wadevr...
MAN!! I WANNA
WORK!!!
Hui Ling's promised me a job with her at
Tampines Mall Golden Village(OMG!!)...
Yeah.. dat's my first impression haha...
I WANT I WANT!!!
And
hopefully my dad will permit me...
Ah shucks... it's
ALWAYS dat part.... GRR!!!
My dad's sooooo happi i guess...
He got a new tv for himself... damn big man!!
Well i think it's just
TOOO BIG!!
Ooops!! Cannot say loud loud... later he hear i die...
Eeeee!!! It's dat
mocca advertisement!!!
Dat muscular guy selling his house!!! Eeee...
Dun wanna look ah!! My eyes pain man!!
Ok finish already... PHEW!!
Oh man... looks like i cannot tear up my uniform just yet...
Have to wear it to take
results.... *sigh...
I'm starting a rebellion campaign who's wif me??
We're wearing casual clothes to take our results! Wahahaha...
Ok wadevr... tah aper aje perempuan giler ni...
OK!!
SWITCHING TO ANOTHER CHANNEL!!!
My sisters, alfie and yasmin asked me out this Saturday to Vivo City...
Vivo city??? I WANNA GO!!!
But soo lazy luh... nowadays nt been getting enough sleep...
Dat morning, got one
stupid cockroach go to my feet leh!!!
YUUCCCKKKSSS!!!!
HOW DARE YOU GO TO MY FEET?!
YOU SICKENING PEST!!
Eeeee!!... kesian my feet...
I think i washed it like thirty times.... with dettol
Yaya... i'm a
hygiene freak alright... lol...
Disturb my
nice dream leh!!! Aww.... i want that girl...
Uhh... dun get me wrong... i'm not a les ok...
It's a small girl...
AND NO! I'M NO PAEDOPHILE OKAY??!!
I love
CSI Miami hahaha... especially the part when Alex disects up bodies...
Hehe! I wanna try ah... but got no
body to try on...
Uhhhhhhhhhhhh............. nevermind....
Moving
ON!!!
The movie
"The Enchanted" looks good ah! Wanna watch! =)
Eh! My hair keeps curling by the day man!
Straight la bodoh!
Straight!!
Ugh!! I
SOOOO envy those wif straight hair...
Eh... who noes wad this word means ha?
Xanthippe...
Nice word le.. i like....
The next time someone nags at me, i'm sooo using it...
Wahahahaha....
7:20 PM
Shucks man... i dunno wad the bloody hell is happening to me man....
All these stupid things get lost ahh!!!!
SHOO SHOO!!!!
Yeah yeah... fancy still being an idiot when i'm freakin'....
ARGH!!! I DUNNO!!
FREEEEAAAAKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Okay, normally people wud feel better after shouting but i freakin' don't!!
*SIGH!!* So pissed!!! I wanna use those four-letter words but i guess it's just not my cup of tea
TOTALLY!!! And my cousin is getting peskier than ever! URGH!!!
Yaya... she kept saying ooo i got boyfriend i got boyfriend dat's why i'm lamenting all day...
LIKE WTH???? GTH ARGH YOU!!!
Ooops!! Sorrie sorrie... she's just a blardy young girl!!! WTH am i saying man??
Dammit... Slap myself!!! Okay... done... OUCH....
Yesterday played hand badminton indoors... hahaha
Yaya we're sick in the head.... lol...
Now, i feel lethargic... plus the shit dat i'm feeling today, makes it worse...
CAN IT GET ANY WORSE???!!!
YUP IT DOES!!!
Tried to win MCR tickets for my O level sis today, playing Song to Squeeze on 987fm...
So she can go see her Gerard Way wif her bestie, on her bestie's bdae...
Yup, the first time i tot it was Phantom Planet's California...
Then she said she dunno n suggested dat i don't sms la...
If wrong later my dad will kill me cos i'll cost him 30 cents extra...
Then, she started sulking... ok wadevr...
Later, they revealed the Song to Squeeze, n it's really dat blardy band!
So guess wad, she came to me, telling me n then kinda blamed me for it...
OK... MORE WADEVR!!!
Yalayala... i dun blame her for blaming me...
I'm as stupid as i was.... ALWAYS......
ISH!!! I got a lot of mosquito bites man!!!
IDIOT!!! WHERE'S DAT BLARDY DAMN INSECTICIDE?!?!
I'LL MAKE RATATOUILLE OUT OF YOU MAN!!!
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Haha.. kk i can't just keep sulking...
No matter how badly cursed my life is, i gotta get on wif it...
7:42 PM
Okay... no mood today...
So nothing to read...
Okay... now get the hell outta here before i burst!!!
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Lah... i wonder who really leave ha??
Lol... yala... i'm not in a good mood today
So my apologies there's nothing to read today...
4:55 PM
Dratttsss!!!
My cousin's staying over for one week...
Well, that jolly well means dat i'm gonna have hell
THANK YOU! THANKS A WHOLE BLARDY DAMN LOT!!
And while i'm even in my bad mood...
Isn't life GREAT?!
WADevr man!!
Luckily Cris, my Spain darling came to my rescue and we shared a whole damn lot abt KOREAN DRAMAS
Wahahahaha...
I had a nice dream yesterday...
I dreamt abt RACHEL!!!
A small girl me n my first wife met during a choir workshop at NUS
SO KAWAIIII!!!!!!!
She has such cute beady eyes... aww...
When she stared at me, aper lagi!!! I also cannot stand it
So, i plunged at her... hahaha
I hugged her REAL tight...
She also dun mind hahahaha...
My first wife took a pic of her then when at the bus going back school,
SHE ACCIDENTALLY DELETED IT!!!
OMG!!! I nearly faint... Rachel.... come back to me.... ='(
Hahaha... the prom nite was sooo fun haha...
Hani-star danced like a mad woman...
I groove baby... hahahahahaha....
Last day mah... enjoy lyk hell....
Got a picture of Shashah!! Hehe!
And Hui Ling... n Pearly... n Ying Zhao...n Pei Jun...
And Hani-star... n Haslinda n Haziqah n--
Ah shucks.... the Xei Fei Chi n family...
except only Xei Fei Chi n his father in the photo... n two "cousins"...
Hahahahaha.... sori haslinda... i nv mean anything...
Tkpe lah... last day... kasi muke sikit...
These idiots were my classmates before...
Wahahaha....
7:48 PM
Shucks... it's the
bloody day today...
So here's the plan for today:
Morning -
skip the stupid jc talk
Afternoon - go Maggie's house to put
makeupDamn! I hate that part...
After that, go party party with my wives wahahaha
Oh yah! My first wife
not going!!
='(
So sad...! How could she do that to me?!
*Sob.... *sob.....
She said she tricked the teacher by saying dat she's going overseas to
THAILAND...
Hmph! never ask mi along!!
If not, i also no need to go leh....
FREEEEE!!! But sadly, i'm not
*Sigh.... wadevr
Still got my fourth wife leh... must be happy!!
Hey hey hey!!
Supernatural's back! Yeah! Haha!
At
least my holiday's not gonna be boring... hehehe
I
love last night... hehe
My fourth wife asked me for a job vacancy and whether i'm interested
I asked my dad
and for the
FIRST time, he agreed man!
THANK YOU!!
Yay! Darling i'm working wif you!! Muackzzz muackzzz =D
Aww i'm
soo happy haha.
After hearing so much of this song, then i realise got my favourite phrase
"
SINISTER SMILE"
Heheheheh
Dat's wad i'm good at... hahaha
I'm very good at faking my smile...
People doesn't
know if it's a genuine smile or a sinister one
Wahahaha hmm... let's see...
It's
always 95% sinister and 5% genuine...
And dat 5%
only happens when i'm with my wife...
Hahahahaha.... evil laughter....
Hui Ling
hates it when i laugh... haha
She said my laughter is evil.... hahahahhahahahahaha
Love you Hui Ling =)
All the
more reason why i should laugh =D
Me and Hui Ling decided something
Tonight, don't care whether in our heels or in dress,
We're playing
badminton while the rest of the peolple are dancing
Hahahahahaha i noe we've lived long enough hahahaha
Ying Zhao(school team one leh...) cannot play lah... she wearing
gown leh...
Later the gown
split into two how??
Waste her $100...
Aiya let her take pictures with
Birdface only lah...
Birdie and Birdface....
Who knows maybe one day
You are welcomed to the
wedding of Birdie and Birdface
Lol... Luckily she'll never read this... hahaha
FINGERS CROSSED!!
Aww... i'm gonna miss everything...
My friends...
My teachers....
And Mr Lim left
before me and Pearly get to smack his face
With that damn thick Chemistry textbook...
Aww... no fun =(
The badminton...
Most of all, the
piano...
Hui Ling!!! Do you seriously want to break the piano into
piecesAnd then assemble back when you've smuggled it back at your home??
If you want, then i'm
in!!
Btw, i don't think the piano will
sound like a piano anymore after you've broken it
Hahaha...
We're soooo gonna have fun tonight....
Well, at least i am *evil grin*
Wahahahahahaha....
8:23 AM
Hey.. bloggey =)
I think my blog's not gonna like this name... oh well
Saw a helicopter yesterday...
OVER HERE! OVER HERE!
Wad?! The helicopter left me! Never pick me leh!!
='(
Lyk who's gonna pick me?? Duh...
Oh my god... today's my friend's prom nite... and tomorrow's mine...
.....HELL........
Shashah's performing heheheh...
Aiya she everytime perform good mah... =)
Took one
helluva lot of pictures yesterday wahahahaha....
Want to see some? Yalah yalah not nice lah i noe...
Show two only cannot more...
Wahahahahahaha...
My sister lyk wad man today... smack HER FACE AH!!
Jalan hentak-hentak kaki... sooo not glamourous wahahaha
Haha... looks like i was online at the wrong time...
9:18 AM
So blank today... what's more, my blog's all white
MORE
BLANK!!
But i need to get the load off black for a while...
This prom nite is killing me
Dress? Uh-uh...
I ain't wearing no dress!!!
Okay okay at least not
ONLY dress lah...
I'm gonna dance with my
wives.... hahahahahaha
MARIAH!!! JIELIN!!!
Aww... luv you guys hahahaha... =)
And... i heard Ying Zhao's wearing a
gownA MUST SEE!! AND MUST SNAP OPPORTUNITY!!
Wahahahaha i'm soo evil...
Watched fashion police yesterday... YAY!
He's not online... =( oh well
10:57 AM
Got a new blogskin today so, there's a new way to everything...
A new start.
Finally got the song... but it's acoustic.
It's the official last day of the O levels and hell, i am glad...
But a new disaster awaits....
DOOM
It's the prom nite... urgh...
Do i have to wear a dress?
Ok! Ok! I get it! Dress alrite!
Guess there's always a first for everything...
Damn tired today... slept at 2 am in the morning yesterday...
Dunno wad the hell i'm doing...
Head throbbing real hard today...
Am i gonna get another migraine again? HELL NO!!!
Come to think of it, then i'll be excused for the prom nite... hehe
Okay migraine, come to me
on 16 Nov 2007.
5:32 PM
5 o' clock and a fire escape symphony,
Spilling out across the road and the square,
And the sky's the same as your own, do you think of me?
Do the parks, and trees, and the leaves, reach you, there?
After the rain, in the lonely hours he haunts me, calling out,
Again and again.
Sophia, Sophia, I'm burning, I'm burning.
It's a fire, it's a fire, I cannot put out,
Sophia, Sophia, I'm learning that some things,
I can't go without and one of of them is him.
And now I walk these streets like a stranger in my home town,
Learn the language, form the words when I speak,
But he changed me, I'm his ghost since he came around,
And now I count the hours and the days in the weeks.
Passion and silence,
Every word, every line, a measure,
It's the science of the soul,
And his books, they breathe a reason and now I want to know...
Sophia, Sophia, I'm burning, I'm burning,
It's a fire, it's a fire, I cannot put out,
Sophia, Sophia, I'm learning that some things,
I can't go without
You, with your new born eyes,
Have you ever loved a man like I love him?
Do you hurt but still feel alive, like never before?
Oh, Sophia, Sophia.
Sophia, Sophia, I'm burning, I'm burning,
It's a fire, it's a fire, I cannot put out,
Sophia, Sophia, I'm learning that some things,
I can't go without
I can't go without him.
5:14 PM
I go best by
F A U Z I
Will turn
TWENTY-SEVEN on
30 10 2018
Graduated from SP (DTRM 08/09)
Ex-CVSS & APS student
Nobody's
[X] A new person by 19 June 2011
[X] New job by 2012
[ ] Telescope
[X] Globe
[ ] Scottish Fold
[ ] Turkish Anggora
[ ] Chartreux
[ ] Abbyssinian
[ ] Norwegian Forest
[X] Guitar
[ ] Navy Violin
[ ] Drumset
[ ] Write 11th song
[X] Duet "You Belong With Me" by Taylor Swift with Alfie
[X] 2015 Travel Plans w Maria and Hakim
[X] 2016 Travel Plans w Maria and Hakim
[X] 2017 Travel Plans w the girls
[ ] Visit Santorini
[ ] Visit Hong Kong
[ ] Visit Turkey
[ ] Visit Italy: Milan and Rome
[X] Visit Japan!
[ ] Visit New Zealand
[ ] Migrate to France
[X] Platinum Blue hair
[X] High cut sneakers
[X] New earrings
[X] Gastronomy tour in Singapore
[X] Attend an anime festival
Right. That's all I can think of.
For now.
